The Republic of Farxie Jesey is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.098 billion Farxie Jeseyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of happy fun land. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farxie Jeseyian economy, worth 697 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,176 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, Leader's new android secretary is the latest media darling, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farxie Jesey's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is leader self proclaim God.

Farxie Jesey is ranked 110,046^th in the world and 4,236^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,027.5 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.